FACT: Pansexuals collaboratively worship the great god Peter Pan, who is actually the king of all pansexuals.

jenderr:

this is the best one so far

Joss Whedon: Hey! You guys wanna write a book together?

J. K. Rowling: Sure.

Suzanne Collins: Why not?

Shakespeare: If it is to be of a tragical nature, then I doth not protest!

Beginning of the book: Unimportant characters die.

Middle of the book: Favorite characters died.

End of the book: Everyone is dead.

George R.R. Martin: They didn't suffer enough.